Wet Toast and Cereal

My name is Adam. 29. Body Piercer. California Born and Raised. Cereal Enthusiast. Avid Sleeper. Taken. Energy Drink Addict. Located In Santa Cruz. I've been ruining Shelby Smith's life since September 2012. :)

theclearlydope:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

This made me shoot Monster out of my nose. “They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist”

theclearlydope:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

This made me shoot Monster out of my nose. “They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist”

(Source: lewis1993, via straightoutacamden-deactivated2)

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